the best drink ever (even though i've never had it, i'm sure it is b/c Colie made it!)(and i helped her w/ the name)

While doing a girl doggy style in front of a window, you have your buddy wait out of view. Mid stroke, tag your buddy in. Go to the window and a few minutes later pop up so the girl sees you, and then have your buddy donkey punch her. When she wakes up, she's like whodunnit?

I’m not talking about the shit you put out of your garden, I’m talking about the shit that makes you high as a kite. The dollar store doesn’t have the good stuff only your good friend can give it to you. If the cops catch you with weed then just claim it’s medical even if it’s not.

The worst place ever, worse than hell
Its when a girl you like considers you only as a friend, and nothing more.
Sorry if you are in it, sorry man.

The best name in the history of the earth. Its unbeatable. People with this name are just simply better than others. They are utterly superior. The world should be full of Temletons End of discussion.

£2 coin