Irish Jackhammer

When a man (or woman) inserts their fist into a woman's vagina or anus (also could be a male's anus) and proceeds to violently shake them, while still inside, potentially causing extreme vaginal or anal trauma and/or Downs' Syndrome.

Samantha: Did you hear about Jeni? I heard Alex gave her a gnarly Irish Jackhammer!

Ryan: No shit! What a fucking whore!

Irish Jackhammer by Eric Burns Red June 4, 2010

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flagon

Flag+wagon=flagon. Any large American made vehicle festooned with multiple US flags or other patriotica.

Mom drove us to the movies in the flagon, how embarassing.

flagon by Taco Flavored Keeses June 23, 2004

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nounce

Verb: nounce, nounced, nouncing, nounces

transitive verb

1 a: to reject an action, object, person, etc
// nounced that email
// nounce an alarm

b: to deny the assumed ownership or responsibility of an action, object, person, etc
// he nounced that alarm
// she nounces the relationship

Antonym - pounce

Mom says "Tami or Ernie, please take out the trash."

"Nounce!" exclaims Tami.

"Ernie, that means you're taking it out. So go," says mom as she points to the trash.

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(Doorbell rings)
"Nounce!"
(Doorbell rings)
"Did you not hear me nounce?!"

"Sorry. I did not. I'll be on my way now."

"Thank you."

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(Jimmy John drops to one knee in front of Laura Lee)

(Laura Lee turns and walks away)

(Jimmy John bursts into tears once he realizes he has been implicitly nounced by Laura Lee)

nounce by Self AKA Kevin June 18, 2019

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Pussies

An ignorant little cunt that can't possibly have enough balls to say things to peoples faces. Calling people who actually KNOW what they are talking about idiots. Look at your pathetic selves. Stupid Peices Of Shit. I, for one wouldd be glad to say some shit to your face. (:

Ignorant peice of shit on the computer, "Juggalos are idiots and completely stupid."

Me, "I bet you wouldn't dare say that to my face you little bitch."

Ignorant peice of shit on the computer, "I so would."

(Sees that person walking down the street)
Me, "so do you still have shit to say to me, or are you and your friends nothing but bitch ass pussies?"

Ignorant peice of shit, "Uhhh...(runs away.)"
End of Discussion.
(:

Pussies by Kyra-Mae,FuckTheMainStreem<3 February 10, 2010

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mqnwbevrctxyzuaisodpflgkhj

It is the point of boredom where the world creases to exist. If you have reached this point of boredom, please stay on the internet. I am afraid that if you leave the internet, you might cause something to explode.

I am so bored I could mqnwbevrctxyzuaisodpflgkhj
Character A : I feel like mqnwbevrctxyzuaisodpflgkhj
Character B : Oh no, come lets go bungee jumping or something. we can't let you be like feel like this any longer.

mqnwbevrctxyzuaisodpflgkhj by Your INTP Nerd January 9, 2022

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I’m in pain

A casual sentence for people who got hurt on accident or on purpose.

Example of on purpose

Kid:“I’m gonna go jump off this big slide!
Mom: “huh??”
Kid: “Oww I got hurt!”
Kid: “I’m in pain!”

Example of on accident

Kid: “Dad can I go on my scooter?”

Dad: “Of course!”

Kid: “Look dad look at me!”
*falls in hole*
Kid: “OWW! I got hurt!!”
Kid: “I’m in pain!”

I’m in pain by diana is fr queen January 1, 2023

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gotta bounce

need to leave, or got to go

sorry gotta bounce talk later

gotta bounce by nugget5 April 23, 2016

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