Pull a Gandalf
Pull a Gandalf by Bailey-0- April 1, 2006
Urban Dictionary
good old boy
Country slang a person uses when he initially comes off as amiable, but then progresses to attempting rape. If someone ever tells you to be a good old boy, just run! Once you're a good old boy...you can't go back.
(A guy in a cowboy hat walks up to a farmer boy)
Cowboy: Hey Jack, be a good old boy and come over to this barn here.
(The boy walks over to the barn)
Cowboy: So how your folks been doing?
Boy: Real good. Pa's just working on a car.
Cowboy: That's good...that's good. Why don't you be a good old boy and unzip my fly right here?
Boy: What?
Cowboy: Oh nothing...why don't you just be a good old boy and give me a blowjob?
Boy: I think I'm going to go...
(Cowboy holds the boy down)
Cowboy: BE A GOOD OLD BOY! WHY AREN'T YOU BEING A GOOD OLD BOY?
(Starts violently punching and sodomising the rape victim)
Boy: What the hell! Get off of me!
(Cowboy starts putting on lipstick and crying)
Cowboy: Tell me I'm beautiful!
Boy: What?
Cowboy: TELL I'M BEAUTIFUL DAMN IT!
Boy: Okay, you're beautiful
Cowboy: Do I look like a starfish to you?
Boy: What?
Cowboy (while thrusting): Good ol' boy! good ol' boy! gotta be a good ol' boy!
Cowboy: Hey Jack, be a good old boy and come over to this barn here.
(The boy walks over to the barn)
Cowboy: So how your folks been doing?
Boy: Real good. Pa's just working on a car.
Cowboy: That's good...that's good. Why don't you be a good old boy and unzip my fly right here?
Boy: What?
Cowboy: Oh nothing...why don't you just be a good old boy and give me a blowjob?
Boy: I think I'm going to go...
(Cowboy holds the boy down)
Cowboy: BE A GOOD OLD BOY! WHY AREN'T YOU BEING A GOOD OLD BOY?
(Starts violently punching and sodomising the rape victim)
Boy: What the hell! Get off of me!
(Cowboy starts putting on lipstick and crying)
Cowboy: Tell me I'm beautiful!
Boy: What?
Cowboy: TELL I'M BEAUTIFUL DAMN IT!
Boy: Okay, you're beautiful
Cowboy: Do I look like a starfish to you?
Boy: What?
Cowboy (while thrusting): Good ol' boy! good ol' boy! gotta be a good ol' boy!
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Camp Wakeshma
fucking poor ass camp on corey lake that doesn't even add up to what's next door. many people think its sad that there are usually more counselors than campers. also known for the epidemic of throwing up and explosive diarrhea.
kid 1: hey dude what are you up to this summer?
kid 2: i'm going to camp wakeshma
kid 1: WTF WHY?? {throws up}
kid 2: i'm going to camp wakeshma
kid 1: WTF WHY?? {throws up}
Camp Wakeshma by ayliz January 11, 2009