Slang acronym for: Check Yourself Before U Reck Yourself
-yes, wreck is spelled wrong but it's used as slang.

She will be your bestfriend until you move your seat 20 feet away and a newer new girl comes and finneses your friend nibba. Ali's always there for you no matter what though and you love her even though she's blind asf and doesn't notice. She's humpty dumpty wife and I'm her daughter.

A moronic hazing ritual that requires new pledges of a fraternity to slide naked down a hallway on all fours with a grape positioned firmly inside the anus. If the grape falls out before the end of the hallway is reached, the pledge must eat it. Also see toilet surfing.

Able to text with both thumbs equally well.

An irrational fear of handsome men

Brand of a chinese-made mid-grade airsoft gun made by the Boyi company. Usually available in the form of an M4A1.