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Urban Dictionary

Hooftenguffers 

A amusing word to use (instead of swearing) when you are completely F'd up outta your mind and something goes wrong.
*trippin on mushrooms, stumbling to your car, when you drop your keys*

"Ah Hooftenguffers"
Hooftenguffers by M C tie February 10, 2003
bop, if u wanna move loose with me give me a bell @gweniladd
gwen is a slag
gwen by crumps934 May 11, 2024
An amazing person. Probably the greatest friend in the whole world. The planet could not survive without him. Put your trust with him. And never forget Micah.
Micah by SilverBlackRose November 22, 2011
When a woman slowly pulls the hairs off a guys balls with her teeth. As she is doing this the guy meows like a cat. After all the hairs are removed the woman flosses with them and then glues them to her face to make it seem as if she has a mexi-stache.
Last night my woman gave my hairy balls the ol' furnuts.
furnuts by David Poots March 23, 2008

Miekaism 

A Miekaism is a Hashtag so insanely and mindbogglingly dumb, that it causes one to question the meaning of life, and to conclude nothing, except: whoever this term is named after must be a fukin retard
What my weekend has looked like - coming up on hour #12 learning code and loving it just about to enter the realm of Ruby! # code # generalassembly # learn # fullstack # webdevelopment # html # css # ruby # macbookair # programming # careergoals

(Example of a typical Miekaism)
Miekaism by Idgafos July 25, 2015
One Of these fellons who new to the game
Jamie Unwin is a vagrant
Vagrant by Kris Hughes June 21, 2003
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