furnuts 

When a woman slowly pulls the hairs off a guys balls with her teeth. As she is doing this the guy meows like a cat. After all the hairs are removed the woman flosses with them and then glues them to her face to make it seem as if she has a mexi-stache.

Last night my woman gave my hairy balls the ol' furnuts.

furnuts by David Poots March 23, 2008

furnugs 

Clumps of fur and pet dander in the shape of a ball or nugget. Long hair cats have a tendency to shed more and therefore more fur tends to come off of their body.

Often stuck onto carpet or flooring, because of in-house traffic. It has to be sucked up with a vacuum hose or picked up with your own hands.

Sometimes a cat sheds so much fur, furnugs create carpet on top of the carpet or floor that is already there.

Kyle: Ewww. Look at all those furnugs on the carpet we could open up a carpet business!!

Patty: I know, my cat sheds a lot. The only problem with that is some people are allergic to cats.

furnugs by geckopaws November 24, 2010

Fugnuts

defined as someone who is fugly, in addition to being fucking nuts.

Dog: Hey bro, your girl is setting me up with her friend Jessica.

Bro: Dog, you do NOT wanna go there; that bitch is FUGNUTS!

Fugnuts by Al Sandman July 24, 2011

fugnuts

like fucknuts (something you can say when you're pissed off.) But fugnuts can be said in public places.

Awe fugnuts..........

fugnuts by the man March 11, 2003

Fornuts

When somebody gets nutted in (probably four times), and falls asleep without washing.

"Ew. Stay away from that chick, bro. She smells like fornuts. Gross!!!"

Fornuts by RealOGS February 17, 2019

fugnuts

A bundle of seeds carried in the scrotum of elephants.

That elephant layed its fugnuts on my head.

fugnuts by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Funuts 

fucking nuts

holy shit this concert is funuts

Funuts by trogdor66 January 27, 2010