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gtbos - abbrev. "glad to be of service"; i.e. "I am pleased that the services I have performed for you were in some way beneficial to you." May often be used in a sarcastic sense.

The abbreviation may be written entirely in capitals ("GTBOS") or entirely in lowercase ("gtbos"). Compromises such as "GtboS" are considered by most practitioners to be unacceptable.

While most GTBOSologists will agree that this term ought not to be used in its abbreviated form in spoken discourse, attitudes towards this term are gradually becoming liberalized, and more modern academicians (known to most as neo-GTBOSicians) are willing to accept its use as part of oral vernacular, but only if articulated letter-by-letter (i.e. "jee-tee-bee-oh-ess"). All GTBOSological experts will agree that it is improper to speak this abbreviation as a word in its own right (i.e. "gitboss" or "jetboss").
JohnQPublicOnline: "hey tim, thx for taking over my shift. i rly appreciate it."

TimTheInternetGuy: "no problem, john. gtbos. :)"

John Q. Public: "What the flying fuck, Tim? You just wrecked my car!"
Tim, sarcastically: "GTBOS, mate!"
John Q. Public: "Go die in a fire, you worthless bastard."
dameer is a very handsome boy . he may seem like a player but it does not seem like it , hes very kind , if you ever find a dameer don't let him go . hes someone that would put a smile on your face and make you think of him a lot but sometimes dameer can be a jerk but also so nice lol dameer is some one you should love a lot and if i was you i would not let this by go . he has some nice friends , nice face lol ,this boy is something you could dream of he has a very cute face . love him lots .-xo kota :)
hey have yo seen or talked to dameer? yupp he just put a huge smile on my face :)
dameer by lilkotaa January 11, 2022

Mall Walkers 

mall walkers (noun, informal,)
/ˈmɔ l ˌwɔ kərz/
1. A term for old geezers who use shopping malls as a walking track, often seen as aimless or out of place by younger mall-goers.

Origin: A stereotype born from the common practice of seniors hitting a certain age where walking in malls becomes more appealing that walking outside.
"Ugh, the mall walkers are clogging up the aisles again."
Mall Walkers by JaredCrombie November 25, 2024

chessperiment 

While playing chess, choosing the unexplored and risky move over the familiar and safe one, or trying irrational psychological tactics just to see how it goes.
-What's with the smile?
-Chessperimenting.
...
-Did it work?
-Nah, I lost a knight.
chessperiment by anonymous March 12, 2022

Ghetto pickle 

Ghetto pickle is an inside joke in which means you either smell like a ratchet pickle, you’re built like a pickle, or you’re spiritually just “ghetto pickle”
“Mans is built like a ghetto pickle bro”
“Ghetto pickle got nothin on u”

Magananimous 

The right's ability to be caring and forgiving of our intellect intellectual and political adversaries
That trump supporter is awfully magananimous
Magananimous by Therealjaybird November 8, 2022
(noun)
Pronunciation: oo-AH-wee

The concept of embracing and exercising free will in an unpredictable, spontaneous way. Uawi is the state of actively choosing to do something without reason or explanation, simply because you have the power to do so. It’s the affirmation of autonomy, the recognition that you can act freely, and the acknowledgment that life is made richer by those random, unplanned moments.
He pulled into the parking lot, drove in a circle, and kept going without saying a word. When I asked why, he just shrugged and said, “Uawi.”
Uawi by jncow March 15, 2025
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