FMP

An acronym that shortens the phrase "for me personally." Similar to IMHO (in my humble opinion).

"Having blue skin isn't FMP" or "FMP as long as it's fluffy and friendly, I won't mind having it as a pet"

FMP by phoot July 8, 2025

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Mercada

To skin someone alive, and use the remaining hide to wear to a fancy ball or other such occasion...

"Dude...I mercada'd this one chick, she was so fine...but now shes dead and her corpse is in my basement..."

Mercada by Shabir February 7, 2007

Schnattered

In reference to Papa John AKA John Schnatter, not having had his day of reckoning to this day.
Synonym to get rekt

Man this fella just kicked my ass in the bar, I got schnattered in there

Schnattered by Schlongorghini April 29, 2021

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jewish hibernation

The act of sleeping all day on a holiday you don't celebrate.

David Goldmanbergstein: "I'm going into Jewish hibernation because all my friends are with their family's for Christmas."

jewish hibernation by Aiden Schwartz April 3, 2016

clors

Colors spell incorrectly. If someone spells colors like this, roast them. Please.

"Look at all the pretty clors"
-"youre a dumbass lmao"

clors by odd muffin February 6, 2019

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GayBayer

GayBayer: A male who shops on ebay as a woman would shop in the mall. No matter what its for Clothes Car parts or other random junk that they spend hours looking for.

Kyle: Dude lurk this shirt!

Jo~Jo: Dat shit be banging yo. What size and how much?

Kyle: Small, oh shit look at this next one.

Jo~Jo: Dude chillax your such a gaybayer

GayBayer by Jojo187 January 21, 2009

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jubjub

a hot new catch phrase of nebulous meaning, popularized by Conan O'Brien

Bottom of the 9th, bases loaded, Red Sox down by 3....Ortiz swings at the 3-2 pitch....it looks like a long one...going back, back, back towards the Green Monster....YES, it's a jubjub!!!

Did you hear Charles Barkley talking about jubjubs during the game last night?

jubjub by kelty November 17, 2007

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