The Clorfors were a race of tight pockets and swindlers from the planet Clorfor. You Earthlings might liken them to "space jews". You might also call me racist but it's hard to be racist towards a race that doesn't exist... Like the Clorfors!

Dirty, money-grubbing Clorfors. Tried to clorf me right out of my money. Blew those bastards up is what I did!

Clorfors by Lord Frieza July 7, 2011

closeface

When you look into another person's face very closely, so that their eyes merge together into one eye. This was illustrated in an episode 9 of season 3 of the Adult Swim tv show "Moral Orel," by Dino Stamatopoulos.

I like to sneak a look at your closeface before kissing you.

closeface by the only m November 5, 2012

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close your eyes and count to ten

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.

During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.

close your eyes and count to ten by jpg3 November 6, 2011

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Close but no cigar

When you come close to something but don't quite get there.

Just short of success

This phrase originated in the 1920's. Fair grounds would give cigars away as prizes. Prizes were more aimed at the adults then vs. children like they are now. The fair workers would shout out "close but no cigar".... The first written documentation of this word appeared in the 1930's and then became a common phrase.

You finish second in a race
A friend asks how you did
You tell them "I finished in second place, close but no cigar"

Close but no cigar by BBJ24 June 6, 2015

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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