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Clorange 

The difference in the degree of orange between a cigarette's cherry and filter
The clorange of this cigarette is 3.
Clorange by TheRealClorange January 14, 2010
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Clooshtabloosh

Term used during a moment of absolute uncertainty and blankness of the mind.
Whats that clooshtabloosh over there.

Clorfors 

The Clorfors were a race of tight pockets and swindlers from the planet Clorfor. You Earthlings might liken them to "space jews". You might also call me racist but it's hard to be racist towards a race that doesn't exist... Like the Clorfors!
Dirty, money-grubbing Clorfors. Tried to clorf me right out of my money. Blew those bastards up is what I did!
Clorfors by Lord Frieza July 7, 2011

closeface 

When you look into another person's face very closely, so that their eyes merge together into one eye. This was illustrated in an episode 9 of season 3 of the Adult Swim tv show "Moral Orel," by Dino Stamatopoulos.
I like to sneak a look at your closeface before kissing you.
closeface by the only m November 5, 2012

close your eyes and count to ten 

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.
During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.

Close but no cigar 

When you come close to something but don't quite get there.

Just short of success

This phrase originated in the 1920's. Fair grounds would give cigars away as prizes. Prizes were more aimed at the adults then vs. children like they are now. The fair workers would shout out "close but no cigar".... The first written documentation of this word appeared in the 1930's and then became a common phrase.
You finish second in a race
A friend asks how you did
You tell them "I finished in second place, close but no cigar"
Close but no cigar by BBJ24 June 6, 2015