Similar to the visual of a "spider swing" (which is executed when two individuals sit facing each other on a swing so that their legs cross), spider pee occurs when a girl sits on a toilet, spreads her legs, and a pees, while a guy pees downward between her legs into the same toilet. The legs recreate those of a spider's on either side of the body, and it represents a form of ultimate love between two individuals. But spider poo crosses the line so don't do that you nasty ho.

An extremely cool gal

A noisy congratulatory to-do dat resembles a group of donkeys "sounding off" at once.

A synonym for gooshky. Like gooshky, this word is never used in a derogatory fashion.

When your dick is as hard as a diamond.

1.)The inferior Racquetball Soccer. 2-4 players enter a racquetball room or approach a large stable wall and proceed to wack eachother off as they gently pass a soft ball to eachother and discuss the latest edition of "zoo books." This family game not only encourages inter-generational incest, but awkward theme music and intense weeping by the losing teams. As this game gains support, the very morals on which America were founded and brought into question and paraded about like a show alligator.
2.) A lesser know euphamism for BDSM pornography