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Urban Dictionary

Vanilla Bean 

A tall, slender, attractive white male. Someone who makes one weak in the knees just by arriving in one's vicinity. Someone who even makes straight men stop and think "Damn, if it was only for a night... He's girly enough...". One of those effortlessly cute guys who doesn't know that he's unequivocally gorgeous, and who also happens to be a kind, mellow person on top of his boyish looks and charm.
Girl 1: Oh my god, did you just see that Vanilla Bean walk in?

Girl 2: Hell yes I did, he's practically Tom Hiddleston!

Both girls proceed to squeal and attempt to discreetly take cell phone photos of said stranger who's just entered their consciousness.
Vanilla Bean by Mini Tinkles October 16, 2012

she turns heads 

There are two meanings to this phrase. The first is a woman turns heads due to her beauty, the second is she turns heads away so they won't vomit at an unattractive person!
She is so beautiful that she turns heads!
she turns heads by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020
Branch of military that attracts gay men. Due to the long time at sea, even some straight men will have sex of other men, then turn straight when back on dry land.
A group of gay men formed the band Village People. Their song "In The Navy" shows how active gays are in the Navy.
Navy by Doug Hightower October 1, 2005

lance leener 

a lance leener is a species white male who enjoys making inappropriate jokes about kids and says the n word constantly
yo that man is being such a lance leener

nontouchatarian 

A person who doesn't let their food touch other foods on the plate so that every flavor remains individual.
"Be careful where you put Sammy's potatoes on his plate, he's a nontouchatarian"!
nontouchatarian by AudraM January 28, 2009

Juicy Booty Syndrome 

An affliction affecting a very small population of females. Symptoms include a shapely and firm, yet large and bouncy protusion of the posterier end in a female. A delicate combination of fat and muscle in the buttocks is what gives it the uplifted yet 'juicy' appearance.

Also named so because if one were to cut into it like a steak, it would be quite meaty but has just enough fat to let the juices run over the plate.

Usually a very manageable disease with several males in support of assistance.

Not to be confused with ghetto booty, as JBS individuals can be any ethnicity and the guidelines for diagnosis are much more strict: of normal weight or less, attractive to most heterosexual men, generally accompanied by thinner legs and/or torso (aids in portrayal of 'juiciness.')
Man 1: "Did you see the way she seemed to be smuggling two hams in her back pockets?"
Man 2: "Definitely afflicted with JBS."

Male coworker: "So how did you feel when you first learned you had JBS?"
Female coworker: "Excuse me?"
Male coworker; "Juicy Booty Syndrome. It only affects a small population, but I'm definitely in support of your cause."
Female coworker: *smacks face*
Juicy Booty Syndrome by Rehana P February 27, 2009
"Slof" is an abbreviation for "Shit load of fuck".
It is used to emphasize rage, similar to "Fuck" but more intense.
Person A: yo, your Ex, betty is going out with that guy you hate
Person B: What a Slof!
Slof by maka ceto July 27, 2009
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