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sea bitch 

derivation: U.S. Navy slang, probably archaic, from the days when combat ships had all-male crews. Refers to a male sailor who provides sexual services (manual, oral, or anal, as the passive participant only) to other male sailors while at sea on a long deployment due to the lack of female companionship. The "sea bitch" providing the services could be seen as either homosexual, or simply horny and driven by circumstances to his role. The recipient of his services would probably be seen as basically straight. See situational homosexualityand it's only queer if you're tied to the pier. Since the advent of females on most combat ships, this traditional role may have largely disappeared. (But see, the submarine service which does not accept females.)
"Dude, we've been on Westpac for four months, and I am so horny I'm going insane. There must be a sea bitch who could help me out."
sea bitch by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008
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Aardvarking 

When the tip of a mans uncircumcised penis is poking out of his Pyjama pants without his knowledge.
Dads always aardvarking in his sleep
Aardvarking by Jae.Cole June 29, 2021
Verb; a slang reference to express the action of googling something
I thought the store was still open but didn't know for sure so I decided I would gurgle it to be safe.
Gurgle by #imbored October 24, 2022
A chum of a man, a man your girl would leave you for, not just because of his looks but because of his personality and athletic prowless.
Whoah your girl is friends with Gibby, you better watch out.
Gibby by Frau Tank May 21, 2019
slang, for link.
Oi bro do you have the lunk?
lunk by anonymous May 23, 2024

penalty phase 

The predictable 12-16 hour after-mexican-food, high-activity bathroom period, during which an asshole transplant becomes a serious consideration.
oh no! here it comes. it's been brewin' since last nite... burritos'n beers penalty phase imminent...LIQUID BROWN ALERT!
penalty phase by YAWA January 5, 2020

Dick Day 

An expression when someone is being a dick for no reason. It is in reference to October 17th which is National Dick Day, the one day a year you can be a jag-off to whoever you want and no one can hold it against you.

Dick Day is also a Senator from Minnesota (www.dickday.org)
"Why's John being such a dick?"
"Must be his Dick Day."
Dick Day by The Monster October 18, 2006