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Noun: Tourons: A word combining two words (tourists and morons. ) Seasonal Visitors, mostly old who drive slow and stop for no apparent reason.

Adj: The Tourons are here and traffic is backed up for miles.
"I went to the mall and the fucking parking lot was full of Tourons."

"Why did he stop in the middle of the road?" "He is a Touron and too old to read the street signs."

"Damn, now that it is cooler all the Tourons will be here soon."
Tourons by Kelebrinlith April 4, 2010
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Douche Nozzle 

THE mega DOUCHE... leader of all douche bag like fagwads, and only one compared to Nigward himself may express the term known as "Douche Nozzle"
DUDE, you are such a hecking Douche Nozzle
a dumb jungle bunny who smokes crack cocaine.
wow your being a real jroh.
jroh by jerry jackson May 8, 2005

dent head 

an insult made by youtuber kwite. this is referring to the dent-like shape made when wearing headphones for a long time (usually when gaming). this is also what he likes to call his viewers.
example 1:
person: "this guy is chronically online, must be a dent head."
example 2:
kwite: "i cant believe you all watch me, fucking dent heads."
dent head by Me11oh1 September 25, 2022

Moosagroona

The Hawaiian word for "joyful pinecone" The average pine cone will never be as joyful as a moosagroona. Making them hard to find in most places.
Guy 1: Hey, im trying to find a moosagroona. You've seen any around?
Guy 2: What is a moosagroona?
Guy 1: The hawaiian term for "joyful pinecone" you know?
Guy 2: No i dont..
Moosagroona by udNEWGEN26 April 17, 2026

The Shidder3000 

When you ate 13 crunch wrap supremes from taco bell and then washed it down with 11 baja blasts.
When you ate 13 crunch wrap supremes from taco bell and then washed it down with 11 baja blasts.

Jimmy just made The Shidder3000

1: Bro i just built a shidder3000 in my toilet.

2: How the hell did u do that.

1: 31.244.67.22
The Shidder3000 by sussyboi3000 April 24, 2022

dehydrated dick 

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.
"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."
dehydrated dick by er1ko February 6, 2021