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The 12th Moon of Jupiter
The 11th Moon is Ganymede, and the 13th is Leda... So that means Elara must be the 12th Moon of Jupiter
Elara by missanonymous March 11, 2012

Don't care + didn't ask 

This sentence is used when someone/somebody gives you useless information
You: *Seriously talking about the project and the answers*
Partner: Hey, did you know that Bryan has a girlfriend
You (POV): dosn't know who the fuck is Brian
You: Don't care + didn't ask
Partner: *Gasp
Sexiest boy ever when you look at his ass you will be turned on so fast that your pants will be filled with so much cream bitches drown. Fuck yeah daddy!!
Oooh fuck look at Carter I just creamed a hell lot
Carter by Daddy’s boy February 25, 2022

N00bonic Plauge. 

Being under rank 30 on COD: Modern Warfare 2.
John: I've been playing modern warfare two for 3 weeks and I'm still only rank 15!
Alan: Man, you've got the N00bonic plauge.
Rick: I've being playing for 5 days and I'm rank 28.
Alan: John, you fail.
N00bonic Plauge. by Ni0 April 29, 2010

Condusrf 

Feeling Condusrfed is when you are too tired and confused to spell properly and no one can understand you.
I no nont ow it herpand .

Dude, wat are you saying? I have no clue!
Sorry man, I'm condusrf today. Can't figure it out.
Condusrf by MommyGeek September 6, 2016

Dick woman 

a chick with dick
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