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Asshole: yo mama is so fat, she was... so fat!

Person:...
Person2:...
Person3:...

Asshole: That's ok, because you all gotta save your laughter for this next one!

Person2:...
yo mama by hanes August 11, 2005
Short for "emotional."
Most people see emo as cutting yourself or having hair that covers their face or simply just wearing black.
Emo is where someone is showing any kind emotions, they don't have to be sad or mad that's just what almost every one portrays "emo" as.
I'm feeling so emo right now! I just won the spelling bee! I'm so happy i could cry.
Emo by RealDefine August 16, 2011
A girl who constantly has a guy on her side in her life. She's definitely attractive, super hot and sexy, but likes to reject guys often. She's very good at keeping people company, and you get lost in her cute and fun personality that you forget time is passing. She is secretly heartless because she likes to reject guys very often, but when she likes someone, she will give them her everything. But don't fall for her unless you know she likes you back - you could become very hurt.
Dude, who did you say you liked? Carrie? wtf man, i like her too, thot we were boys!

Sorry man, shes too beautiful cant help it
Carrie by saygoodbye111 June 29, 2009

fish taco 

vagina pussy twat cunt crotch
1.) the one taco in life you dont want to eat
a.) because it is infected
b.) it smells bad
tacos are love but when is smells like fishy dont hump

me and my girlfriend were gettin jiggy and i smelled fish. i thought it was the left overs from dinner, but it turns out it was her fish taco. i puked on her. then we broke up.
fish taco by jennessa and michelle December 30, 2005
She is a very kind girl. She has an obsession over boys, but isn’t that everyone. Jillian walks past anyone who may anger her, but yet doesn’t show it. She is very loving. Don’t let her down, if you do Jillian may feel alone. She is strong, and she may think she’s not beautiful, but she truly is on the inside and out.
Jillian, someone who will never leave your side.

skizzlin 

if ur on fire, dying, screaming for help,or just plain spazin, ur skizzlin.
holy hell the fart was skizzlin!!!
skizzlin by spencer crump May 18, 2006
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