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colins mom 

Colins mom usually married to a complete douchebag. Usually lives in shitty cities like Cleveland or Chicago. Her son is usually made fun of because she is known to fuck all colins friends. She has huge tits and a fat ass. Usually a ginger. Has lots of kids because she is a dirty slut. Also enjoys lesbian and bisexual relations. She has a sweaty anus, and orange pussy. She has wierd fetishes, such as bondage, pissing, and anal. She is known to deal cocaine, and I rare cases acid. She really enjoys black dick. 10 inches and over. She is known for her role in the 2013 8th grade boys basketball sex scandal. Colins mom = dirty sluty milf who likes younger guys. Preferably eight year olds and over. MILF.
Guy: Damn i just heard Owen got laid by some MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: I was just in a three way with a hot MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: Dude I just saw the hottest MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: I just saw the best porno it was called "hot ginger MILF takes three big black cocks"
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
colins mom by milfhunter6969 December 13, 2013
A woman that loves getting it on with other women. Unfortunatley, these types of women DO NOT like getting it on with men.
"Those lesbians are getting crazy over there...that's some hot shit!"
lesbian by Ang December 17, 2002

pump-action yoghurt rifle 

noun.

A bloke's spam dagger. also known as a single-barrel pump-action yoghurt rifle
I extracted my love length from her fanjita and took aim at her balcony. Then I unleashed the full, merciless, fury of my pump-action yoghurt rifle and left her with a full splow necklace.

Wainscott Wipe

rubbing your naval against one another in a affectionate or aggressive way
Guy: "The way me and my cousin show is affectionate is we do the Wainscott Wipe."
Wainscott Wipe by BUBBA THE REAL October 3, 2026
Slang word for 'fuck' used by New Zealanders.

Used mostly when reacting to something either very positive or negative.

Like a lot of kiwi slang, the word starts clearly then fades off rapidly towards the end.
FAHR no way did you see that?
Fahr by KIWIJARED February 23, 2011

Schnagger Claut

A lil bombaschlart
This foo might be a schnagger claut
Schnagger Claut by timmy furry November 15, 2023
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