To quickly and stealthily steal something, typically right from under the owner's nose.

Ten to twenty times worse the the typical piece of shit.

1) While visiting a foreign bathroom; Finding that last roll of ass wipe under the bathroom counter as you penguin walk from the toilet, panicked that you will be exposed by having to ask for a fresh roll.

2) When cash is real low, the last roll in the house, that must be rationed carefully and used for emergencies only. (No doubling up)

Wanting/attempting to have sex/hooking up with someone with pepperoni nipples.

You can tell a poser imitating a kind hearted person from a kind hearted person, since a poser wont pose as kindhearted without also adding something about themselves being badass to their claim of being kindhearted.

Also known as an over weight hobbit who is may or may not be comfortable with themselves.