British slang for Today. It is used mostly in the South, around the East Anglia area.

The Arabic word for my brother
Akh means brother and the "i" in the end means my so Akh+i = My Brother.

A player in the MMORPG "World of Wacraft", who generally adds "dead" weight and is considered decay to a guild. This player is considered a baddie by all means and refuses help from other "good" players. He/She mostly rolls either a Rogue, Death Knight, or Hunter, but fails at those classes. This player is carried by his/her guild though any dungeons or raids that he manages to get in. These players can be quite annoying in Guild Chat.

a spastic that over shares but also lets their friends over share goes loopy doopy over two sips of energy drink they have either broken or great humour they will take risk like if you ask them to do something They will do it with no hesitation even if you try stop them

A pumpkin is a cultivar of winter squash that is round with smooth, slightly ribbed skin, and most often deep yellow to orange in coloration. The thick shell contains the seeds and pulp.

a little bitch who can't get any bitches, so likes putting game controllers up his ass