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maximillian despacito 

wow look at maximillian despacito. wait nevermind dont you might absorb his entitled rich kid act
maximillian despacito by asswipe902 September 26, 2018

Shitology 

The belief that a petrified shitpile found near the Great Pyramids of Giza, was laid by Jesus himself.
Therefore shitologists believe it contains magical powers.
"Shitology officials beleive the shit laid by Jesus Christ holds the power of mother earth"

biothesiometry 

A medical test used to assess a person’s ability to sense vibrations, particularly in their extremities.
Biothesiometry, give one to a dirty-minded person and it would’ve given them deja vu.
biothesiometry by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
A popular miss-spelling of the word "Smells" by graffiti artists.
My penis smels of apples
smels by Fendish May 13, 2005
His the type of guy who you would wanna hang out with. Fun, diligent, smart ( but lazy ), attractive and cute. He can be annoying sometimes but he will surely brighten up your day.
His life is miserable, he needs a shafeeq.
Shafeeq by HancockDaMovie96 January 4, 2018
A man who is usually a jokester makes people laugh, and someove who so many people look forward to seeing each day
Raleigh by the_kingdisciple November 24, 2018
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