Marcus

trustworthy , a good bestfriend yenno
he’s cool but I’m cooler 😎

hi marcus

Marcus by bob smith bob December 5, 2018

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limp noodle

A guy in my electronic media class who is unable to erect when sexually aroused.

Freddy is a limp noodle.

limp noodle by h0rney1 November 29, 2004

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B.I.V.A.

acronym:

Buyer Initiated Value Adjustment

verb:

An act of surreptitious procurement designed to neutralize an unreasonable or opportunistic delta between a retailer's price for a good or service and the actual value or experience of such good or service to the consumer.

An act of commercial disobedience.

I dunno why gasoline is so expensive, but if I gotta pay more than $60 a tank I'm gonna B.I.V.A. a jug o' washer fluid or a quart of 5w30 on my way out...

B.I.V.A. by subtastic January 13, 2011

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cooplance

The darkening of objects at the seams and/or corners - particularly garments.

Be careful with that shirt as it’s 100% polyester. If you don’t hand wash it carefully, it could result in cooplance.

cooplance by ayemacii February 8, 2021

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Anthonylovesizzymorethansheloveshim

This means that Anthony loves Izzy more and that she can’t change that because Anthony’s love for Izzy is too great

Hey did you hear about how anthonylovesizzymorethansheloveshim

Anthonylovesizzymorethansheloveshim by Catboykiwi January 31, 2021

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Imp

An imp is a woman, or occasional a man, who is past the age of 18 but looks to be about 12 or so. Permanently child like, but they don't do it on purpose.

How is a girl that's 12 in a bar?" "She's an imp.

Imp by Infernorage July 6, 2011