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acronym:

Buyer Initiated Value Adjustment

verb:

An act of surreptitious procurement designed to neutralize an unreasonable or opportunistic delta between a retailer's price for a good or service and the actual value or experience of such good or service to the consumer.

An act of commercial disobedience.
I dunno why gasoline is so expensive, but if I gotta pay more than $60 a tank I'm gonna B.I.V.A. a jug o' washer fluid or a quart of 5w30 on my way out...
by subtastic January 12, 2011
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noun/ adjective:

Attractive female of smallish stature, typically not exceeding 5'3" in height and 110lbs in weight. Known to provoke lascivious sentiment in males, including (in)appropriate commentary thereto among groups of males. A Pocket Yummy has always achieved age of majority and should not be confused with a 'Future Babe'.
'Hey bro did you check out the beer cart girl? Total pocket yummy. I could do some things to her that would make me ashamed of myself. Or maybe she would be ashamed. I dunno. Either way probably. Oh sorry man go ahead and putt".
by subtastic January 2, 2013
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