Definitions by ayemacii

cooplance 

The darkening of objects at the seams and/or corners - particularly garments.

Be careful with that shirt as it’s 100% polyester. If you don’t hand wash it carefully, it could result in cooplance.

cooplance by ayemacii February 8, 2021

Santize 

To infect and spread bacteria and germs. Make dirty.

We need to santize those surface areas!

You mean sanitize?

No. I mean make them DIRTY. Spread the filth! Santize - not sanitize!

Santize by ayemacii September 23, 2020

Taquila Turd

Someone who frequently brings up "in my day" and "it's a generational thing" while drinking and talking smack in public arenas. Also, as bad as he/she is, STILL better than a Stubby. In effect, a 1-up Stubby Boomer.

"Man, kids these days don't even pronounce the "T" in words like button and mitten. In my day, we ALWAYS pronounced the T's! Either way, I'm still a leg up on a Stubby."

"I know, pops. You were the man back then. A regular ol' Taquila Turd."

Taquila Turd by ayemacii February 15, 2020