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Catresse 

A divine QUEEN. She appears hard on the outside but inside she’s just as cold if you cross her. Otherwise, she’s simply magnetic. Even when she’s cold, she’s hard to not want around. She’s extremely beautiful and gives the best head. But that’s only if you’re lucky enough to get it. She’s a mystery everyone wants to solve. She loves hard but hates even harder. She can be a true bitch and her words are lethal when angered but it never changes her love for you. She is typically artistically talented and fashion forward. Women envy her and all of their men’s want her. But she never checks for ANYONE so MOST times peoples men are safe. She’s witty, pretty and always gets down to the nitty gritty. Her investigation skills are through the ROOF! and I ain’t talking German Shepard. CIA ain’t got shit on her.
You are so Catresse.

I dream of a Catresse.
Catresse by The Opp November 22, 2021

Smoocharoo

An average smooch but so much better <333
“Come here and let me give you a big SMOOCHAROO”
Smoocharoo by Uhhhgodzilla September 17, 2021
The finest female in the world. Whenever she goes through shit life she always come out stronger. She is very kind and warm hearted and never takes shit from anyone. She is often below 5ft and has the mentality of a chihuahua.
“dude look it’s an Alaina”
Alaina by Slang05 November 11, 2021

shaggy dog story 

A long, convoluted anecdote, often told simply to result in a sentence that consists almost entirely of puns.

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One classic shaggy dog story involves a man named Hugh who is out to stop a couple of monks from growing flowers for money:

"Remember Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars."

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shaggy dog story by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010
1. The part of a marijuana (weed, pot, ganja, etc.) pipe in which the marijuana is placed (packed) to be smoked. it may have a little hole (carb) on the side of it, which you cover while you are inhaling the marijuana smoke while holding the whole pipe and smoking.
2. The process of smoking one bowl packed with weed
1. "Can you pass the coneron?"
2. "BL just smoked a huge coneron in one go"
Coneron by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016

Assholic 

(adj) when people are continually acting like assholes or have done something to be mean, rude and/or obnoxious.
Meat heads in bars often act assholic when they get wasted
Assholic by Allie S. B. June 23, 2006

klefanhot 

A tvdu account that is really amazing
“Did you see klefanhot tiktok?”
“Yes they are very talented”
klefanhot by Daddyxdamon July 14, 2021
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