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Urban Dictionary

Calling Card 

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
I took a massive crap and simply had to leave the calling card...

Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
Calling Card by Moustachio March 7, 2007

Shelf Wobbler 

Used as an insult to highlight one's lack of height and the crappiness of one's job. They would be a shelf stacker but they cannot reach and just knock things of instead. Hence the name "Shelf Wobbler".
That Richard Evans is a right shelf wobbler! I don't know how he's got a mechanics apprentiship for less than £1 an hour. Ha Ha Ha!
Shelf Wobbler by Matthew Wood July 4, 2004
Once you get to know him he is the sweetest person ever even if he looks a little crazy when u look at him, Caring, Ambitious, Brave, Lovely and you are the most lucky person ever if he is your bestfriend
Ehan is so amazing!!

He is adorable!! His name must be Ehan
Ehan by Dramebaaz August 18, 2022
Used by popular Irish hip-hop group Kneecap, 3cag is Irish for 3 consonants and a vowel (3 consain agus guta ) AKA MDMA
"Listen to 3CAG by Kneecap and Radie Peat"
3CAG by Sparklycaterpillar March 24, 2025

urban dictionary 

a crap website full of porn.
Last night I had a jay arthur to urban dictionary.
urban dictionary by webbcraft August 26, 2018

bon vivant 

A person with a free spirit and happy disposition, who enjoys sensuous pleasures in life such as food and drink.
While the father was a steely autocrat, the son was regarded as a sort of bon vivant.
bon vivant by mewse March 8, 2004
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