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Sprinkler 

It is when you have water in your mouth and you spit it out because your dumb friends make you laugh. Now they call you this on a daily basis.
Person 1: Heyyy, Sprinkler!
Person 2: I hate you!!
Sprinkler by Bi the f*cl April 24, 2020

my uncle is making the best pizza 

brutally loving dough and uncle absolutely smashing the f out of the dough
My uncle is making the best pizza
he loves it too much

I've met smarter sandwiches 

To someone about somebody stupid, brainless
Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !

stay for the monkey 

Staying through the end credits of a movie to see if there are any extra scenes. So named for the monkey seen at the end of Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Did you stay for the monkey after Iron Man? It was a good one!

delulu attack 

When someone has a sudden onset of a mental delusional “attack”. When someone temporarily loses touch with, grasp and perceiving of reality.
I’m having a delulu attack. I don’t know what’s real anymore.

Am I having a delulu attack or am I just hallucinating?

I can’t understand this current reality due to my delulu attack.
delulu attack by LingDanc803 January 9, 2024

half time talk 

The point, halfway through a threesome when the two male participants change ends and discuss strategy.
Martha was more demanding than initially thought. Barry and Ted discussed how to up their game during the half time talk.
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