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Strawberrys and Cream 

This being the resulting mixture of semen and menstrual fluid, so called due to the red and white colour.
I fucked Sandra during her period, shot my load and she fanny farted the strawberrys and cream on to the bed sheets.

Tweedlezoid 

The Missing Brother of Tweedledum and Tweedledee,

This Brother: Tweedlezoid, is someone that can not and will not see or realize the Truth and Facts of life and the world around us!

The Tweedlezoid tends to fight the Truth and Facts that 9/11 was an inside job,

Tweedlezoid is a brainwashed and afraid little creature who tends to believe whatever the President, ( George W. Bush ) says,

He thinks that the war in the middle east is a War on Terror, and when confronted with the Truth he often starts to spew and regergetate the lies that his TV's news has told him, believing that what he is saying is right,

When in fact he is just another Sheep that the Media has created,

If You see this sad little sap, please do all you can to save him,
Make him EAT THE TRUTH!
Remember: Tweedlezoid, World Government loves you, because the TV said so! :-)
Tweedlezoid by Cherry_Nova November 16, 2006

peanut slinger

i'm a peanut slinger...i fly back and forth across the country making sure every passenger is happy
peanut slinger by geoffreyc November 29, 2013
Peak humanity. Literally a god among men (amogus). Absolutely huge dong measured at about 100m. Gets oculus quest 2s from everyone because he deserves it.
"OMG is that an Andreas! I WANNA LICK HIS TOES"
"LETS GO"
Andreas by SpaceHippo May 24, 2022
a midget brutally attacked by bullets whose leftover appearence resembles swiss cheese
Whoa check out that mizzet!
mizzet by ImWatchingScarface April 17, 2009

maxximus 

(n) human excrement with a scent so repugnant that it permeates every cubic inch of space within a bathroom with such overwhelming intensity, akin to stumbling upon an open sewer and having its stench engulf your senses in one fell swoop; a noxious miasma so potent that even the bravest of souls might find themselves writhing on their knees before nature's most loathsome byproduct.

Origin: usually from eating poor, vitamin-deficient and highly processed food or eating too many potato Latkes.
Rachel: knocking on the door "Hurry up, Yaakov, I really need to use the bathroom!"
Yaakov: Sis, you better clear out out of the house and save yourself... this ones gonna be a maxximus, I can feel it coming!
Rachel: Not again Yaakov!! Im telling mom, and STOP eating all the latkes and drinking all the milk!
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