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Urban Dictionary

Jesus Juice 

Jesus Juice is the word for children in the ghetto who get high regularly off OTC DXM, specifically Robitussin or Robocough. It is by a grand design how rappers are made like Guinea pigs because the effects of the drug intensify’s music which also can intensify your ability.. it is why rappers are so obsessed with it… it activates a Shinigami that’s goes with you everywhere.

it is the prelude to the finer tasting drink “Codeine” but it’s effects are 1 and the same.. It’s called Jesus Juice cause it’s red and you sip it and the high you get is so intense you feel like a “God” or Jesus… Also I’m certain states of consciousness , knowingly or unknowingly, you will be able to channel entities or “inter dimensional beings” or angels and demons, that might show you flashes of images and visions of , past, future , present…Basically you unlock clairvoyance.. (WARNING: Entity Metatron may appear to you as a beautiful Angel of light and teach you how to make music very fast, and offer you fortune and fame , do not fall for the tricks! It is the devil…)
Anon: “Yooo what’s good G , what you sippin on”? Anti-Christ Superstar Sam: “Shiii you know I stay sippin the Jesus Juice”

A$AP ROCKY - “Quit discussin, Robitussin, A$AP, tell these niggaz something…”

Ab-Soul - “I was off that Jesus Juice, I had the passion of Christ, I ain’t need a Jesus piece, just needed the people to believe in me!”

PROJECT PAT - THAT DRANK
Jesus Juice by SGS47 May 23, 2022

Meknashe 

Meknashe is a nickname given to an individual who is very cheap. It can also be a synonym for cheap, miser, and cheapskate. Unofficaly the king of al Meknashes is Almog, if one where to visit Almog's house in Israel he would not give you tapwater to drink because according to Almog water is very expensive.
Guy 1: Hey, Meknashe could you please turn on the air conditioning in your car?

Meknashe: No I can't I dont want to waste gas!
Meknashe by Fils de pute 123 July 10, 2010

Residual Pants 

The sensation of still being able to feel your pants after you've taken them off. Especially common after wearing tight pants or skinny jeans.
My skinny jeans were so tight that when I took them off I had residual pants!
Residual Pants by LarraKyleen May 20, 2014

Salty Eel 

The act of fucking someone so fucking hard that the condom is lodged between the girls anal valves
Bro I fucked Britney so hard I salty eeled her!
Salty Eel by Jaqwin March 12, 2015
A nick name for a laptop computer.
Usually the more miserable and old it is, the more personalization he would get. The term was coined first by Melissa Gymrek (an MIT undergrad) to show empathy to her lappy while she was coding nonstop.
'Good job lappy', usually comes together with compelling hand tapping on it.
Lappy by dodalo January 13, 2010
The process of turning america into a third world country
Did you hear about how the new president is gonna trump our country?

fucktardingly 

that guy is acting fucktardingly
fucktardingly by thythiccestboy October 26, 2017
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