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Mario Kart'd 

Getting absolutely pwnd in a Video Game.
I'm getting absolutely Mario Kart'd by this guy named stinkypoo in Mario Kart.
Mario Kart'd by NomNixx February 11, 2022

sitophilia 

sexual arousal from food
sitophilia by Anonymous November 2, 2003

fucktard 

you
jonny, your such a fucktard
fucktard by missens December 5, 2018

Humperdoo 

Someone who was meant to do great things but turns out to be a notorious disappointment.

Term coined after the character called 'Humperdoo' in the comic book 'Preacher' (as well as TV series of the same name.)

The character 'Humperdoo' is a genetically replicated descendent of Jesus Christ whom due to being cloned many times has become severely mentally disabled. Despite his obviously severe mental disability, he is regardless in line to become mankind's next messiah.

This is a debilitating disappointment for religious world leaders regardless of Humperdoo's amazing ability to soft shoe tap dance.
"Wow..those Crypto guys really ended up being full of shit...what a bunch of Humperdoos"

"I always thought Lisa Marie Presley would be a better singer because her dad was Elvis, but to be honest she's a bit of a Humperdoo.."
Humperdoo by JimTheGrim May 3, 2023
To get yourself totally wasted from the use of alcohol or similar substances.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.
"If I could goblin myself I wouldn't need a girlfriend!"

"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"

"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".
Goblin by ratatatttttt January 28, 2017

George W. Bush 

A retard asshole who can't even put a single English sentence together without pissing on it at least five times
Interviewer: How much will it take to defend Taiwan?
George W. Bush: What ever it took to defend theirself.
George W. Bush by Anonymous November 25, 2006
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