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When you purches a hooker and get her drunk enough to pass out in the hotel room.Where you proceed to steal back your money and her clothes.Then you leave and show up too the bar where all your buddy's are wearing her clothes
Where brad go?Dude he got that hooker but here he comes.HOLY smokes he pulled a j.gerb
j.gerb by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007
Coined on the 12th of September 2009 by Ben; defined by Jay

adj.
(1) A colour that is not quite red and not quite pink.

(2) A metaphorical use of colour to describe a relationship between two individuals, often a mutual friendship that is both warm and friendly.
(3) A state of mind whereby everything around you appears to be in harmony.
(1)
Jay: Wow, you got those new closes coloured shoes!
Nikki: I Know, aren't they pretty?
Jay: Yeah, they make me feel all warm and happy inside!

(2)
Jay: You know what Nikki, I really like being friends with you
Nikki: I know what you mean... This is one of the closesed friendships I've ever had.

(3)
Jay: I've been looking through closes-tinted spectacles recently...
Closes by Jay Aleksandr November 11, 2009
a guy whos a bit of a geek and likes to think he's cool. Can often try too hard and is afraid of people knowing them as a real person.
God, that guys a deano. Can he not tell she doesn't like him

May 29 2006 

If you are born May 29 2006 you are the best persom ever. You are funny, smart, handsome, strong, you are just magnificent.
Girl: You know Jake is so handsome, smart and funny
Girl 2: It’s because he’s born in May 29 2006
Girl: I would totally fuck him
May 29 2006 by dezze313 July 8, 2020

Japanese Pancake 

You get a Asian girl get a stick of butter rub it all over her and use it as lube then lay on top of her as you go anal on her.
Gave that girl Yuki the Japanese pancake last night.
Japanese Pancake by aneeshalot June 15, 2011
Another meaning for the coolest person ever. A Lathrop would normally strike up an interesting conversation or be there when you need a shoulder to lean on. Lathrops are very considerate of others' feelings. They are likely to pursue a career that will benefit others and not just themselves. Lathrops are also very creative and unique.
Once there was a person named Lathrop. She became a worker in Habitat for Humanity.

g.i. hoe 

a chick who sleeps with all the men on a military base
Emily from Ft. Sill is a G.I. Hoe
g.i. hoe by thats how i roll January 6, 2007
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