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Whamtastic 

Status given to something or someone who rates highly in an 1980's sense. Can be used to describe any 80's retro attributes.
"Those shoulder pads are Whamtastic!"
"What a Whamtastic fluoro tee-shirt you're wearing!"
Whamtastic by MatWS October 16, 2008

Excuse me what the fuck

The action of showing confusion after an absurd event. This term became popular after a meme rememe, and got spread by the 9 year old army.

Usually when done correctly, the arms will form 2 sine waves, the atmosphere around you will become distorted and the color configuration will become abstract.
EXAMPLE 1
A : What’s your biggest fear?
B : ...
A : ...
B : SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN’T...
A : Excuse me what the fuck?

EXAMPLE 2 (Edgy)
Random Template : *exists without being a meme*
Reddit’s 9 year old memer : Ayx queues me, What the EH?

penn state football player initiation 

an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.

penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.
guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?

guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.

guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.

Google Mapsed

Pronounced Google Maps-ed

When Google Maps gives you bogus directions or tells a store is somewhere it is not.
Guy 1: Dude I looked for Wienerschnitzel for like thirty minutes before I realized that it wasn't where Google said it was.

Guy 2: Dude you just got full on Google Mapsed!
Google Mapsed by Leonardo, NJ February 22, 2010
To be sprayed in the face by wall hanging automatic air fresheners
Oh, I just got skunked by that air freshener !
A most wonderful place where many great times were once had. The memories will live on forever. RIP (May 29th 2004-April 2nd 2005)
Dear (The) Cave,
I gave you the drunkest nights of my life, and you took them without question, i love you.
The Cave by lugubrious April 4, 2005
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