When you put whipped cream on ya man penis, and then slurp it off like you would a sundae, on a Sunday afternoon.

Fake patriots who don't know the local leadership or roles. Not fulfilling civic duties, only voting once ever 4 years for the National Presidential Election. When voting, recklessly votes by party instead of the integrity of the candidates

Fakeriots tend to be in all parties, but are primarily found in the 3 major parties.

Fakeriots are never open to a discussion, but they will agressivly discuss irrelevant factors such as appearance, sex, spelling, ect instead of engaging in a productive conversation.

The only way to truly engage productively with a Fakeriot is in person. Usually online they use fake names and profile pictures. This makes them feel comfortable cherry picking when they engaging, allowing them to blatantly ignore valid facts or factors. There is never any consideration for anyone outside of their party beliefs they're willing to show respect to.

people who legit fetishize gay men. they are attracted to gay men.

conaster n from Latin cum, with + Greek astron, star - literally with star, the exact antonym to disaster; the fortunate outcome of an almost imminent disaster; the sensation of a catastrophe narrowly averted and later remembered from the vantage point of safety.

To take a shit and Jack off at the same time. (its called shingering for the ladies)

a friendly cool sexy guy that likes leon and dylan and many other cool hot guys ;) (no homo)
also best lego hackxser ever ok no gay heckin