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sweet condiment locally sauced from the back of every McDonald's, harvested from the Male Employees
semen with a splash of mayo to create the
sweat addicting sauce.
McDonalds employee:
Sorry we're out of McChicken sauce, we only have girls on tonight!
McDonalds eater: Its just Mayo, how do you run out of Mayo?
McDonalds employee: Chefs secret!