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A website dedicated to the texts of the previous night. These mostly consist of texts about getting smashed, high, laid, or college. Since most texts submitted seem to follow the same formula of "being so drunk that you have to text your friend the next day to tell them what they did" you often wonder if they are for real. But you love them anyway and even post them as your facebook status to look cool and have something to talk about with your "friends".
A common TFLN
(561): you kept telling people to call you "cheese god" then you proceeded to cry into lamp and pass out in the bathroom
TFLN by callitasisee December 7, 2009
Gorata is such a bad bitch
gorata by A Gorata November 22, 2021
John: What is your favorite key to play in?

Jeffrey Epstein: A minor.
A minor by ItsRec April 19, 2021

Vanquish of Cho'Gall 

World of Warcraft guild.
A raiding guild on the Cho'Gall server.

A group of self-loathing, elitist, misogynist asshats.

Are infamous for a distinct and utterly pathetic "no girls" policy.
Believe women (or "girls" to them) are icky and, produce drama to such a degree that barring them from their premiere boys club guild will stymie the drama that pockmarks 99.9% of all guilds, in all games everywhere.

As anyone can predict by such a policy, members are cowardly, arrogant, dimwitted and very angry. Responses on the boards are usually unguilded alts screaming one or two lines of trolling drivel.

The sad thing is, such a policy is a blindingly obvious sign, that members are lonely, easily excited, virginal nerds who are so pathetically weak of will and inexperienced with women, that they can't even keep their shit straight when in the same Ventrillo server as a female player, who would never fuck them anyway.

Any problems with drama can be solved by recruiting adults.

But the whole Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Army of Azeroth mentality works too I guess.

WoW players are already stigmatized as losers. These clowns are keeping that misconception alive.
Vagina crits Vanquish of Cho'Gall for 10 damage (99999 overkill)
Home to addicts, car thieves, jocks and townies: Basically a town in south wales, home to the famed 'Brown Towers': flats full of junkies.
Fuck me, that skip smells worse than caldicot!
Caldicot by Bruno Jenkins May 27, 2003

kentucky gamble 

Is when you have to fart, but you could accidentally shit yourself. You are unsure if it will be a shart.

Also Kentucky Gambler a person who does this a lot.
*Person farts*
Person, "Man that was a Kentucky Gamble."
kentucky gamble by ctrlaltme June 4, 2014
Man, he ain't azn, he's ABC.
ABC by Bubba May 31, 2002
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