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mom facial 

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Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe
It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.
mom facial by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016
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snotface 

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16-22 yr old female indie-kid from the early 1990s. Listens to Nirvana and the like. Likes to drink and smoke and is quite loud.. Dress code mainly black and wears Doc Martin boots. If a snotface is wearing black tights or stockings you can guarantee they will have large holes in them.
Sexually uninspiring and lacklustre in bed. Male equivalent is called a "Young Weasel." A popular hangout was a pub called the Dome in Tuffnell Park, North London back in early 90s.
Hey man check out that snotface, I bet her knickers stink of stale piss.
snotface by slssfw April 29, 2005

kazoinkers 

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Kazoinkers: to be used as an adjective for udder surprise or shock.
Kazoinkers! We were so busy today I didn't even get to eat lunch, again!
kazoinkers by Dray29 July 14, 2023

qwertiey 

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a horny 50 year old slut who likes to get and give anally
George: dude your grandmother is qwertiey

Dave: I know she gave it to me last night
qwertiey by Evan and Sean February 13, 2004

kyet 

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best female you would ever be able to ever get ahold of. the best in bed and always soaking wet. ready and willing to please in any way. helpful, thoughtful and super fun to hang out with. outgoing, smart, sexy, great personality, good sence of humor. the perfect choice of female with this name to wife!!!! the perfect choice in a partner to battle lifes challenges with and enjoy the rewards. NEVER LET THIS FEMALE GO!!
I will marry Kyet some day soon!
kyet by swissy86 May 7, 2018

Arrojas 

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A spanish word that I seemed to come up with, out of no where. Doesn't have any real meaning in Spanish.

It supposetly is said at the end of Queens of the Stoneage - No one knows.

Usually said in celebration of a victory.
*beats a newbie 20 - 0 in Jedi Knight* ... "ARROJAS TO YOU, NEWB!"
Arrojas by Acid^Rogue October 13, 2003

hixenbaugh 

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A smart sexy woman with slick dance moves. She is the puff to your dragon; the jewel to your butt.
Look at that Hixenbaugh showing her moves in the kitchen on Ruiz.
hixenbaugh by Csanti February 14, 2018
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