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Urban Dictionary

Gosh Trent you’re such a ducking simp to Ashley.
Simp by A1phaT4G17 October 21, 2020
Someone equipped with two riot shields (one on their back, one they’re holding) and an anti-tank gun.
You’re a turtle, all your vehicle can do is float downstream, that’s it.
Turtle by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Similar to an asshat, but with a sense of clinical detachment. More appropriate for use in formal settings or news reportage.
The CEO is a rectumhat, sources say.
Rectumhat by Azzic June 22, 2011
The best phase of a female human's life.
Gets over when she turns 18, or in some cases, 20, or in the majority of the upcoming generation, 12.
When this happens, she has certain constraints on mannerisms typical of being a stereotypical woman, but are not always present.

Girls are comparatively innocent forms of women.
Girls can be tomboys.

Girls = youth + beauty + innocence + intelligence + thoughtfulness + generosity + freedomofplayfulness

Of course, even if you're/don't have any of that, but are still classified as girl, you are a girl, girl!
Just because I'm a tomboy, it doesn't mean I'm not a girl.

If I were a boy, I would be gay. Therefore, it is more beneficial to the world's population that I be a girl.
Girl by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010

poofartbananaram

A word used to describe someone who is acting like an ass, idiot, or dumbass, and/or is getting on your nerves.
"Dude are you down to play another game of beer pong?"

"No."

"Dude you're acting like a poofartbananaram."

national altoid day 

may 7th. mark your calendars. you must eat a whole box of altoids. get hype and get ready to celebrate!
ella: i wish there was a holiday on may 7th
me: there is silly! national altoid day!!
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