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Urban Dictionary

jersey chaser 

These are the girls that are found always at the men's athletic sporting events. Often they are pretty girls that follow around the players and believe that they will all be famous. They tend to apply titles to them instead of names, such as "he plays baseball, or he is a football player” You can point them out easily, look for the cute girl and ugly guy. They can name you every players name and number on the roster of each particular sport. Unless you play that sport, they rarely pay attention to you. While this deals with colleges, it is similar to the high school idea of “I am dating the quarterback of the football team.”
"All of the baseball players are at that bar, lets go"

"You have no chance with her, she is a jersey chaser"

"I date a football player"
jersey chaser by PLBSK February 8, 2008

Pull a shiraho 

Stealing at least 10000$ and betraying people while blatantly lying to everyone.
- This nigga just stole 15000$
- Damn did he just pull a shiraho?
Pull a shiraho by anonymous March 24, 2020

baumrucker 

Baumrucker inside me
baumrucker by Yay ness October 24, 2017

Ladprechaun 

A ladprechaun is a midget chav/lad at the end of a rainbow, however, instead of hoarding a pot of gold, their pot, contains only pot, knives and Nike, they will attack you should you find them, they are commonly dressed in green Nike and Adidas clothing, when not guarding their pot of pot, knives and Nike they will hang around in malls, asking someone for a light, their national language is Pig Latin.
Person 1: Hey look a rainbow! We'll find gold!
Person 2: no! Wait, there's a ladprechaun there! you'll get stabbed!
Ladprechaun: Stay away from me lucky shanks!
Ladprechaun by The Ladprechaun April 9, 2010

Crab Boil 

Basically it's when you motor-boat someones butthole. A sexual partner places his/her lips inside the butt crack of their partner and exhails forcefully while turning head from side to side. This will generate a motor-boat like sound.
"Stacy quivered with excitement as Jennifer crab boiled her naked ass crack"
Crab Boil by NWpolitik December 29, 2016

placebeaux 

1) plural form of "placebeau", place+ beau (gentleman suitor, beau). Pronounced "PLACE-bowz".

2) Louisiana Cajun spelling of "placebo". Pronounced "pluh-SEE-bow".
1) The young seamen had girls in every port. They did yeoman service as placebeaux.

2) Applying clear fingernail polish to a wart works no better than a placebeaux.
placebeaux by Mydee February 22, 2019