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Hombre al que le ha quedado grande la palabra hombre.

Referencia a una persona de sexo masculino que se aprovecha emocionalmente de los demás.
- Me ha dicho que me amaba en la cita y al llegar a clasa ya me había bloqueado
- Se portó como todo un onvre
onvre by Rocktalkmaountain March 27, 2024

backseat preacher 

When someone tells you what to believe in without going into any detail, or getting any consent from you to do so in the first place.
Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"

Nature’s condom

When u take the banana out of its peel and replace it with ur penis. Thus u have ur dick in a banana peel.
Like ma homemade fleshlight

Oh u mean nature’s condom
Nature’s condom by Ser poohole December 27, 2019

c3l3st14_lud3nb3rg 

I love c3l3st14_lud3nb3rg's username!
c3l3st14_lud3nb3rg by bloodyshart December 22, 2020
A unicorn is a majestic creature with a long pointed horn attached to its head, unicorns live in the clouds so nobody ever gets the chance to see one. Unicorns are most commonly loving, friendly, and sweet creatures but some unicorns are not as nice, the unicorns that are not as nice are black and drink black tea and they eat raisins and beet smoothies. Nice unicorns eat everything sweet and sugary, not to mention very colorful. The meaner variety of unicorns contain dark magic in their horns, kind loving unicorns contrain kind and loving magic in their horns and they only use it for good. Mean unicorns do have the potential to be nice, all they would have to do is eat a magical bean that grows over the Bermuda Triangle, the bean is like a glittery rainbow therefore it would transform the mean unicorn into a nice unicorn. Nice unicorns also have the potential to be mean, they would only have to go on strike of doing good things and everyday that goes by where they are not nice, their horn gets a little darker colors become less vibrant and one day they will become a true mean unicorn. (My baby cousin calls unicorns hornicorns and it's so cute!!)
Girl: have you ever seen a unicorn way up in the sky?
Teacher: no, of course not the don't exist!
Girl 2: what!?!?? Of course they exist, how dare you say that!!
Unicorn by ZIVY THE HORNICORN!! October 7, 2018
A guy who is really quiet at first yet talks a lot once you get to know him. He is INSANELY hot but thinks he isn’t. He was definitely popular in high school from his looks to his skating skills but he is very modest so he’ll deny it. His eyes are amazing hazel color and really big. He also has a big peen and the best body ever, he’ll also deny that too because again the modesty. He is caring, smart, funny, exciting, and if you are ever lucky enough to have met Sam you’d be dumb not to keep him forever. To attract this kind of Sam you have to stock up on Mountain Dew, candy, and cucumber puff bars. He is also known as Sam the man or Sammi boi.
Ex:
Person 1: isn’t that the hot famous guy from plan b skate post on insta?

Person 2: yup. That’s Sam
Sam by Tiffy22 March 15, 2021