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A Shlama is a sheep-llama hybrid.
They are known to live on cold mountains.
Check it out, it's a Shlama!
Shlama by SweeperOfDreams13 May 8, 2004
Madina is one of those girls who can make a conversation interesting at any given moment. She has a hidden beauty that not everyone can see. Her personality matches her mood. She's funny, kind, and caring. She loves her friends eternally and if you ever date her, she will love you with her whole heart. She treats her boyfriend as if he's the only man that deserves love in the world. She takes relationships very seriously. But jealousy is one thing that affects her very much. Once Madina is jealous she will do everything to make sure you know. She has a lack of confidence but hearing compliments makes her whole day. Madina can overthink a bit too much but all you need is to reassure her. Sometimes she can be hard-headed and petty but most of the time she is sweet and kind-hearted. Her love language is gifts and physical touch. If she makes you a gift you have her whole heart. If she hugs, holds your hand, or shows physical love she loves you to the moon and back. Madina will never make the first move. She feels like she will annoy you if she ever makes the first move to the first text. If you like a Madina then make sure you make it known before it's too late. If you ever fall in love with a Madina, tell her you love her and assure her that you do. One wrong move and everything could end.
Boy 1: Oh my god I think I like Madina..
Boy 2: Who doesn't

Girl 1: Madina is a bitch
Girl 2: Have you tried really talking to her?
Madina by jorrislost November 20, 2023
NZT-49 is a fictional drug with no side effects and it makes you smarter and more energetic. It has brain derived neurotrophic factor and makes your brain grow, so the intelligence boost can become permanent. NZT-49 may also cure depression. It's like a better version of NZT-48. NZT-49 is inspired mostly by NSI-189. NZT is also by Amphetamine and 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone stack, Modafinil, Selegiline, Phenylpiracetam, Adderall, Ritalin, Afobazole, Gingko, Omega 3's, Opicapone, Kratom, Memantine, and 9-Me-BC. NZT-48 is addictive. NZT-49 is non-addictive.
Eddie Morra: I hired another lab to remodify NZT-48 and took NZT-49. I tapered off NZT-48 and NZT-49. I can see 50 moves ahead of you.
NZT-49 by HawaiianPunch1 November 29, 2021

Perez Hilton 

A person who

-After getting beaten up Twitters to his fans,

"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"

"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."

"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."

"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "

(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.
"You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot." -Perez Hilton

Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.
Perez Hilton by MagicTreehouse August 6, 2009

Clay-birding 

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.
Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.
Clay-birding by Saltyseadog75 August 2, 2018

tennelle 

Damn an tennelle is perfect
tennelle by the bad girl August 11, 2016
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