Bar-Mate One: "Have you ever been to club ACME?"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, but only when I'm in the mood for a good 5 Hour Ass-
Rape."
Bar-Mate One: "
WTF-mate you just made me gavomit?!?!"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, tequila makes your clothes fall off, but with 5 Hour energy, helps you stay awake for it."