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mantopgun 

A mantopgun is someone who has saved at least 10 people's lives on 10 different occasions. Contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with genetic mutations and having "super powers"
brad pitt : look at the weird guy practicing kung-fu over there,he saved that kid from that two villains yesterday.he such a mantopgun.
tom cruise : oh,really..so adorable
mantopgun by supermanisafaggot November 22, 2011

Irelynnd 

A sexy motherfuckaaa.
She has the coolest name ever.

You will never meet anyone as awesome as her.

She's daaa bomb.
Damn, look at her go.

she must be...........
IRELYNND
Irelynnd by liampayne September 18, 2012

weed store 

A place to buy “weed” or marijuana.
I’m going to the weed store to get some crack
weed store by anonymous March 3, 2023
my beautiful boy that has such a great personality and such a kind heart. I love you more than anything in this whole wide world. thank you for always being there for me and being my human diary, boyfriend, my person, and most importantly my bestfriend. I love you so so much. I hope this made you smile as much as it did me. 💘💘
from - your silly goose
I love you 3000💘
Man , you need to meet my sweet Kyle.
Kyle by Ashlee Tomblin May 8, 2019

Masturbation 

Masturbation is perfectly natural. almost all guys do this:

Wait until your home alone or at night,
then go to your room and close the door.
take off all your clothes and grasp your penis in any or both hands. (make sure yiu have a box off kleenex near by)
then slowly begin to rub your penis until you get to a pace you like,
then rub faster at your choice of pace,
then rub really fast until you ejaculate which feels really awsome,
then wipe up the sperm (or in some cases, lick it up) this is best done while sitting in a chair or lying down, looking at porn or other sources of hornyness
well, im off do some masturbation, bye (dont listen to anyone who says its bad for you, its completely healthy.... just dont do it before you fuck a hoe or she'll be dissapointed
Masturbation by some guy 500 March 20, 2009
Thea is the most funny and charismatic person you’ll ever meet, she fun loving and extremely caring of others wellbeing’s. She’s sexy asf, has a nice ass and tits. She can be very shy at the beginning of meeting her but afterwards she is very outgoing and bubbly. She likes men that have their shits together, who are mature, have a great sense of humour and style. Thea deserves the world and when brought into her world she will make it seem as though you are everything to her so treat Thea right and she will treat you the same back
Omg she’s such a Thea

When I see I girl walking down the street I just wish it was a Thea
Thea by 2_ddestroyed November 7, 2019
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