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Ass muncher 

Someone who asks for one thing, receives it, then ditches you to get the exact same thing from a different person. Most often occurring on Clash of Clans when some one joins your new clan, immediately asks to become elder and shit, then munches on ass and leave the clans.

Oh and join the p.k. 2019 squad
Tittybiggy joined your clan

Tittybiggy: I wanna be elder

K-money: You just joined

Tittybiggy: MAKE ME ELDER OR ELSE

k-money: Alright, damn nigga, calm yo tits

Tiggybiggy was promoted to elder

Tittybiggy: LATR MWUTHOR PHUQERS

Tittybiggy has left the clan

k-money: you little ass muncher

powerfulkid: yeah... you ass muncher

kingtez join your clan

k-money: you ain't getting promoted bitch

*That was a true story, that was the conversation we had*
Ass muncher by monkeyfreek October 25, 2014

Angry Scotsman 

Getting a reacharound from an angry Scotsman with a beard that rests on your shoulder awkwardly
Got an angry Scotsman last night
Angry Scotsman by Wise_old_wolf February 2, 2022
A ideology for hard-core Harry Potter fans. Not related at all to the book Potterism. They breathe, live, eat, sleep, and drink the books and movies. They are the fandom community. Write fanfiction and pore over conspiracy theories for just about anything as long as it's related to the canon series (and more, most times.) They follow J.K. Rowling on every single social media website. Binge watch bloopers, theories, and ALOT more. Go crazy for anything Hogwarts-related.
Person #1: OMFG! Did you hear? The Last Jedi is coming out this weekend! *waves hands and jumps excitedly *
Potterist: *shrugs* Meh.
Person #1: BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT BE EXCITED AS HELL?!?!
Potterist: I'm watching The Order of The Phoenix this weekend. *grins*
Person #1: Of course you wouldn't be excited with anything else. You live a Potterism life. Fine. ._.
Potterist: :D
Person #1: ;-;
Potterism by Tiny Purple Sheep November 27, 2017

Nasal Virgin 

Someone who has not had sex through the nasal passages.
Johnny--"Are you a nasal Virgin?"
Mary--"Yep. I don't think anyone isn't."
Johnny--"Yeah, who would want to?"
Mary--"No one."
Nasal Virgin by FroggyKXW October 24, 2010
Did you do a buhpy?
buhpy by Buhpy January 16, 2017

pizoinched

When you get badly pizzed on and pwned on at the same time.
Wow stupid choob, get pizoinched by the BxR.
pizoinched by xstop signx January 12, 2007
This is when you accidentally clog a toilet. Perhaps you are getting too much paper in your diet.
Man, today I almost took atrump after that Arby's... but dude, it's totally not my fault, it tastes like the wrappers it comes in!
Atrump by WokeAndToke February 11, 2022