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The most beautiful girl in the world. If you look in her eyes for too long then you may get lost in a world full of beauty and kindness
Boy 1: wow is that an angel
Boy 2: no that's Emily
Emily by annomonouse November 29, 2014

Must not Masturbate March ( MMM ) 

MMM is the abbreviation for one of the hardest challenges the average woman will face if she wishes to attempt it. MMM stands for "Must not Masturbate March" where a woman is test to the core of her will. She will have to go the whole month of March with out masturbating. Many women compare this challenge to Navy SEAL training.
Woman 1: Girl are you still doing Must not Masturbate March ( MMM )?

Woman 2: No way girl I barley lasted 5 days and I finally gave into ( MMM )

fucky wucky 

an extreme version of the better known "oopsie woopsie"
similar to: blunder, gaff, an absolute affront to god
"yeah sorry for that fucky wucky the other day, I was just in a silly goofy mood, I'm sure you understand"
fucky wucky by oopsywoopsy July 25, 2021

Orange Pancake 

When a male masturbates way to much causing skin ripping and openings on the penis which then over a period of time turn into blisters which then pop when a male ever has a boner again. The liquid that is released from this blister is then dripped on the testicular sack and if the liquid encounters ejaculatory fluids they will merge causing an orange colored crust that stays for a few days until it happens again. The infection can only be stopped by antibiotics over a three year period. If you think you are getting an orange pancake contact your doctor immediately because no girl wants to have intercourse and see an orange Pancake unless they are ugly or desperate.
John: Hey Bill how was last night with Sara like.

Bill: Um well.. it was going great until she saw my Orange Pancake.

John: Whats an Orange Pancake.

Bill: Its like the boy version of a blue waffle. Just look it up at Urbandictionary.com

Texacute 

A fast execution of a criminal without much thought in a trial or an execution of a residential home invader by the owner of the house with reference to Texas Penal Code concerning the use of deadly force to protect property (§ 9.42).
Texacute'em ... that will teach any other criminals to stay away from this neighborhood.
Texacute by BMark October 20, 2008

Toaster People 

The type of person you look at and just know they will try to stick a fork in their toaster
That department is made up of toaster people.
Toaster People by Daisy2008 April 6, 2022
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