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Urban Dictionary

Milf Attacked 

Milf means "mom I'd like to fuck". Its a word of affection males who like older women gave older women.

Unfortunately, older women's sense of self beauty is not derived from actual beauty. Its derived from her belief that adult women in their teens and 20's are a perversion of some kind and that only sickos fall in love with 18-27 year old women. "us 43 year old women are the hottest because only perverts like those 24 year old women."

Older women (including milfs) tend to lash out at older males (28+) who date young women and tell these males' young girlfriends to break up with them because age gaps are 'dangerous' and 'predatory'. This is known as a Milf Attack.
"You are 29. My niece is only 20. You are almost 30. that is too old for her. You dangerous creep"-typical milf attack.

"you are 45 and she is 25. That is sick. You dirty old man. creep. Sicko. Letch. Pervert. If she has any brains, she will run from you old man. MANIPULATOR!!!"-Typical milf attack from an older woman.

"No boytoy ever forgets where we were the first time we were milf attacked by an older woman because we were 29 and our girlfriend was 18. How dare us. thats just sooo 'sick'. She even told my girlfriend to break up with me because I was 'dangerous' due to being older. Older women (milfs) take our youth and then call us perverts and 'dangerous' when we get older and catch up on the time they took from us with a young beautiful lover of our own. That is milf's fatal character flaw. Unbelievable. Wow. Just wow."-typical boytoy blossoming into a milf attacked sugardaddy

"damn. My girlfriend's mother milf attacked me because I am 32 and she is 20. She told my girlfriend I'm dangerous. Now my girlfriend wont take my calls. I've never done anything 'dangerous'. What a bitch"-john
"wow. john. You got totally milf attacked!! Milfs got issues"

Chopped ass 

a very unattractive girl that a guy gets with when he is extremely horny.
Friend 1:“bro that girl was so ugly why did I get with her”
Friend 2: “haha, you got some chopped ass.”
Chopped ass by federalfred January 18, 2023
She is very beautiful and she love her family and friends. If you met a mousami n your life you have achieved everything. If she love any person in her life he or she is very lucky . She loves everyone
She or he is very lucky if mousami love him or her
Mousami by anonymous November 24, 2021

It’s no use!

Silver the hedgehog’s iconic line, from Sonic 06
Silver: it’s no use!

cock straddler 

1)One who only has sex on top.
2)Another way of calling someone a homosexual
person 1)That kid is always on my nerves.
person 2)Yeah you can really tell he's going to grow up to be a cock straddler.
When your dog is so old that she pisses on the floor and then proceeds to mop her fur around in the piss and then wander around the house like a piss mop.
Look at that piss mop just pissing on everything
Piss mop by Poweroffire April 3, 2026

comfortador 

someone who seeks to embody comfort as a conquistador seeks to conquer.
after a long day of slinging burgers at a fast paced chain restaurant the waitress was no longer a server, but a comfortador.
comfortador by justinethequeen September 1, 2010
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