fanny fincher

1. A male who enjoys tossing the salad of other males.
2. A homosexual man who likes licking butt crack.
3. A very gay man.

fan-ee-fin-chur fanny fincher
1. George bush pretends he's straight, but we all know that he is a fanny fincher.
2. I saw him in the locker room with another guy being a fanny fincher.

fanny fincher by shugahhh aka vegas bitch February 5, 2010

Brodie

Bro that you would die for

Gabe: That’s my brodie. I’d take a bullet for him.

Brodie by edp447 January 24, 2018

keyjack

Whenever one person is using a PC and another shoves or pushes them out of the way in order to take the computer from them.

Usually occurs between jealous siblings fighting over the same computer.

Person A: Man, I love surfing the internet.
Person B: Let me show you something.
*Person B shoves Person A out of chair.
Person A: Hey, quit keyjacking!

keyjack by Casey Sullivan July 29, 2007

Captain America

A man who refuses to practice safe sex, believing he is immune to all STDs (a la Captain America's immunity via Super Soldier Serum injections).

He's pulling a Captain America by refusing to wear a condom when he knows she's packing heat.

Captain America by LuluBleu September 6, 2017

Vakuja

When you are desperate celebrating to the worst team of the world you call him Vakuja

"Do you like Manchester United? "
"Yes, I love it"
"Oh so you are Vakuja?"

Vakuja by PeterArpad November 23, 2021

samessed

To be overly obsessed with a Samantha.

Sammy is so obsessed with Samantha. One might say he's samessed.

samessed by Apple Martini United with Blue August 21, 2018

spooning

Lying on a bed, couch, etc, usually with the guy lying behind the girl. Often a means of trying to arouse the girl without being too blatant, on the off-chance that spooning leads to forking.

"Have you hooked up with Michelle yet?"
"Nah, we were spooning on the couch watching Springer but she just wouldn't get around to forking."

spooning by Ranger Downunder July 20, 2008

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