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Ordet "krid" er et nyt slang ord, som folk er begyndt at bruge (mest) i forhold til piger. Hvis du er en "krid" er du en lækker pige. Hvis du bliver kaldt for "krid" skal du ikke tage det som en dårlig ting - tværtimod.
Ham: Damn dude, fuck hun er krid hende der?
Ven: Fuck hun ser vild ud bro!
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*På Tinder*
Ham: Fuck bro, prøv lige og se den krid her.
Ven: Fuck hun ser dejlig ud!
Krid by Magnus B. Brandi September 4, 2016
Every 6th grader in a school when someone breaks up with them.

Males/ Females with black hair, black nails, chokers, Black makeup, Striped red and black clothes, And piercings.

They also cut their arms, saying their depressed, and wanting to kill themselves. Also attention seekers.
Dude 1: wanna hear a joke?
Dude 2: Sure.
Dude 1: Why cant emos high five trees?
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: Because itll leave them hanging
Emo by Ryan Burrus is gay October 24, 2022

tradence 

“omg who’s that”
“that’s tradence.”
“oh he’s so fine”
tradence by hers <3. April 18, 2023
She finds you in the woods, crawls up your leg, bites in you in the d*ck and then you can't eat meat. She's an Alpha Gal.
Dude, I would love some steak, but, Alpha Gal.
Alpha Gal by anonymous October 22, 2025

Johnnies 

Street name for Gabapentin
She slipped me some of her johnnies in rehab to help me through it.
Johnnies by Your mom’s Clone January 5, 2021
A condition in which the tip of the penis becomes visibly older than the shaft and the balls, slightly resembling the face of Benjamin Button. Most commonly results from unprotected sex with loose women, however, only a small number of cases are reported each year – possibly due to shame.
Ex. #1. (Tyler)– Hey Ben, did you hit that tv reporter from last night? (Ben)-Yeah, bitch gave me old tip!

Ex. #2. (Fallon)-Hey old tip, have you ever seen Benjamin Button? (Simon)-(Sigh) Oh, you mean the curious case of every time I masturbate…(sobs).
old tip by t.hevinj March 10, 2010
Wap mean “What a Pickel” but some people thought it meant something super unholy!
Badboyhalo:Wap stands for “what a pickle”? Oh that’s cool “What a pickle” 😄
Wap by Bigbussymom October 21, 2020
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