A person who masturbates in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.
Guy 1: Does your room mate have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: No, but I think he's a phantomwanker
the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber
A God fearing woman who is meek and humble. She is loyal and true to family and friends, but cross her or hurt someone she cares about and the knives are coming out. This woman loves to learn new things and enjoys reading non-fiction books. She is not impressed by material things and status, her eyes are on the sparrow and she knows her God (JEHOVAH) is watching over her.
Gwendis is a multi-faceted individual who strives to put God first in all things.
He is usually that one guy who attracts women like flowers do with bees. He has a fat cock, usually great at romantic advances.
Or he's the most indecisive little shit you'll ever meet. Usually very insecure, his love language is words of affirmation. If you have such a James in your life, be sure to remind him how much he is loved. And he may or may not have a fat cock.
An acaperson is someone who discounts lived experiences with academic discourse. They prefer to spew theory and prove how much they know instead of paying attention to real world praxis. They are all too keen to educate others whether it was invited or not.
Jane: I really struggle with veganism because of how expensive the dairy alternatives are
Karen: But studies have shown that dairy will make the world end by 2034. Here take a look at this report
Jane: Karen, please hear me out instead of being an acaperson.
Karen: Ok, but I want to talk about this over an acai berry smoothie.