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Just a chemical reaction that compels animals to mate.
Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to mate. I did it, your parents did it. Break the cycle, Morty. Focus on science.
Love by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018

muahmuahmuah 

The sound Leona and Jack make when making out
"Muahmuahmuah," said Leona and Jack.
muahmuahmuah by callmehmia May 27, 2022

vegetableitarian 

Bastardization of vegetarian used for dry humor. The idea is that the user has never heard of vegetarianism and thinks he is inventing the word for it when somebody says that they don't eat meat.

The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
Dude: Have some chicken fingers.
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
vegetableitarian by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011
There was bear of em, I smoked bear blunts today fool
bear by Jedwards January 24, 2008
big man in mathewson -- tsunami maker, earthquake creator, pizza hut destroyer, taco terrorizer.
What????
the bmim is going to pizza hut and is going to bankrupt 'em
bmim by bmim222 March 24, 2022

Gutierrez 

Spanish origins, any person with such surname similar to has either a massive schlong or a great breasts.
"Wow, that chick over there has beautiful jugs, she must be a Gutierrez"
Gutierrez by Guttierrez July 3, 2008
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