vegetableitarian 

Bastardization of vegetarian used for dry humor. The idea is that the user has never heard of vegetarianism and thinks he is inventing the word for it when somebody says that they don't eat meat.

The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.

Dude: Have some chicken fingers.
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)

vegetableitarian by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011

Vegetableatarian 

Used By author Steve Solomon to describe someone who prefers to eat vegetables over meat. Will eat meat, but diet consists mainly of vegetables.

The vegetableatarian looked uncomfortable when we ordered a all meat pizza. He decided to order a side salad to go with the pizza.

Vegetableatarian by asswip'e October 1, 2007

vegetabletarian 

an emo vegetarian; one who abhors meat and cries at night because animals are killed in factories in chicken wire cages where they are prevented from grazing in green fields and loving one another; one who once tried to go vegan but was unable to make it past one month because of these two things called chocolate and cheese

1) Why don't you eat lambchop you little vegetabletarian child? (mean, derogatory)
2) Hey, don't talk to her about chicken, she's vegetabletarian! (supportive, analytical)

vegetabletarian by C-ram and Mego June 11, 2006

vegetablearian 

a teenage vegetarian

My daughter insists she is going to be a vegetablearian, cos she doesnt like meat.

vegetablearian by chidog June 19, 2008

vegetabletarian 

you only eat vegetables

i do not like meat i do not like fruit i am now vegetabletarian.

vegetabletarian by littleman0508 March 9, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019