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when you are attached to someone. when you can’t go a minute with talking to them. the person you talk to all the time, the person you think about non stop. the person you wait to facetime you at night because you are so obsessed with them, and their voice, and just everything that has to do with them. almost like an obsession.
i’m in love with you
in love by kylie1187 February 17, 2020

One Upper 

That person who has to be better at everything. Even when they shouldn't want to.
"I remember once as a child I accidentally killed a squirrel."
"Aww that's nothin' bro. I used to kill animals all the time."
"Really?! What the hell is wrong with you freak?
"Oh you think you're disgusted in me? You should see how disgusted I am at me!"

A One Upper
One Upper by GroceryClerk March 2, 2016

crackhead speed

crackhead speed- a person who runs fast like a crackhead
crackhead speed by gfdfdgf May 10, 2019

raggedfountain5 

Also referred to as a "ragged" is a term for Indian-american dudes who suffer from early onset baldness and a shitty taste in all kinds of art and media, they enjoy doing the dishes and jerkin' it to furry Ash porn.

Generally a (overly) nice guy.
Guy 1: "You see that dude over there? I bet he's such a raggedfountain5..."
Guy 2: "Why? Because his name is Xbox generated?"

Guy 1: "No, because he likes Ash and furry porn!"
raggedfountain5 by Umarrr July 18, 2018
NSS meaning No Squirt September the gentleman have NNN. Now let's see how long the ladies can last through the whole month of September without squirting.....you know what they say ladies first!
Hubby: hey babe you make it through NSS?
Wifey: sorry hun I could barely last a week without squirting 3 times
NSS by Genital-Face69 September 28, 2022

Giannaki 

This man is a legend of note. he is known for his world record breaking penis which is seen as a superpower. this obviously makes him a menace to other men because he will smash their lady and you would know cause their pussy would most likely be ripped. this guy is known to be a real player and each day he will have a new girl, but if you are the right one for Giannaki then you will be treated like a queen. he is hasty but means well, he is average at school but in bed he is very special. he is also known for his huge collection of memes and epic style of clothing. he is an all round legend
"that guy with me last night had such a big penis."
"wow what a Giannaki."
Giannaki by TheManzo123 October 4, 2018

Bieber Bloomer 

Somebody who hasn't hit puberity that are in there middle or late teens. See Late Bloomer.
JB FAN: Isn't he cute?
Gal with common sense: Um, looks like a Bieber Bloomer.
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