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Artychoke 

A VERY hot butch/andro/non-binary person. Beautiful to look at and tasty but will hurt you if handled wrong.
Mmm look at that Artychoke looking like a tasty snack.
Artychoke by Geek.rocker December 6, 2019

Jaiden Chow 

Jaiden likes Francyne. He has a passion for band, but he never practices. No one wants to be a Jaiden except Francyne. Jaiden is a stick, he was once a kabob.
Jaiden Chow can't get any girls except for francyne unless if he tries in band.
Jaiden Chow by JaidenChow January 13, 2020

discombobufamily 

A family this all in dis-array. Another way of saying dis-functional family.
I don't know how you turned out so level headed seeing as you came from a serious discombobufamily.
discombobufamily by Woodysunltd March 29, 2009

Mason Mount 

Mason mount is a rising talent in football. Close control, Long range shooting, Set piece specialist, impressive passer, tracks back, good dribbler, good ball receiver, Creates A LOT of chances, He has everything to go right to very top in the world of football. Only setback is his decision making, Its really poor and he has got a lot of criticism for it from cum head sarrisexuals.
"What a pass, he just did a Mason mount" said Cfcprag
Mason Mount by LilTUCHY February 19, 2021

Bethesda Mom 

Young, white moms who live near and in Bethesda, Maryland. They are often seen getting Panera, froyo, wearing Lululemon, taking their kids to soccer practice, and in their Peloton and Pilates classes. On Thanksgiving, they make their kids wake up at an ungodly hour to run a Turkey Trot. They most likely have color treated hair, usually bleach blonde, and get keratin treatments multiple times a year. Their houses are probably painted white, and have strictly neutral tones as wall colors. If they have any pets, they’ll have a white crusty dog named Lola or Coco. Some can be sweet, but will probably gossip in their “Moms of Bethesda” Facebook group about you.
Me: Bro I was working at Panera the other day and the most stereotypical Bethesda Mom came in

Bro: Yo really? Did she order unsweetened iced tea and everything?

Me: Yea, and then I saw her posting it on Facebook with #blessed next to it 💀
Bro: That was definitely a Bethesda Mom
Bethesda Mom by dmv_kid88 November 24, 2023
Basically, another term for deapthroating
Bro, my hoe gave me subhead last night *highfive*
subhead by Subhead master June 18, 2018
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